Tuesday, December 15, 2009

You Know You're Pregnant If...

Ok. My attempt at joking about all the crazy things ur body goes through when you are pregnant...

You know you're pregnant if you cry when you watch strangers give birth to their children


You know you're pregnant if you crave anything but what you used to love to eat


You know you're pregnant if you jump on the scale all the time...Y we do this? No one knows! It just gets more depressing every time!


You know you're pregnant if your husband is having sympathy cravings and eating crazier things than you even are. Ex. Matt ate Pickles, donuts, milk, fritos, bean dip, and rice crispies for lunch today?!?!


You know you're pregnant if you wear the same clothes over and over again because you just cannot afford to cutely clothe ur ever growing body.


You know you're pregnant if you pee on average 5 times a nite and about a million each day!


You know you're pregnant if you've never been more tired, hormonal, crazy, in love, and happy all at the same time as you are now.

Those are my thoughts for today. I was just thinking about what a nutjob I've been lately...Thank you Landon. :) But we are so excited for you to be here soon! It will all be worth it I'm sure.

2 comments:

  1. All of these are sooo true!! Good job!

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  2. Hey! I don't know you but found your blog through Moriah's list! It's always fun to read about what other mommy's to be are up to! Congrats on your pregnancy you look glowing!
    I love this post! It is so funny & so true!!

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